Why NSF cant make it

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Why NSF cant make it

Post by duane » Wed Dec 16, 2009 12:31 pm

A supporter of NSF suggested this may be why Peter's work has not won favour:


Here is a little something someone sent me that is indisputable mathematical logic.

(It also made me Laugh Out Loud.)
Remember, this is a strictly mathematical viewpoint.

It goes like this:

What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life?

Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:

If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M

N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15

16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26
.

Then:

H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K

8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%

and
K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5= 96%

But,
A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%

And,
B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%

AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.

A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G

1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%



So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty,

that while Hardwork and Knowledge will get you close, and

Attitude will get you there, its the Bullshit and

Ass kissing that will put you over the top.

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